A line that does the introducing for you.
Some things are easier worn than said. A line on a chest does the talking before you do, and then lets the conversation go wherever it was going.
Short enough to read across a room, quiet enough that it doesn't shout.
The Adhd Houseplant Disorder print comes in 6 colours - Berry, Black, Espresso, Blue Jean, Blue Spruce and Midnight - in sizes S to 3XL.
Cut boxy and unisex, in heavyweight cotton. Thick, opaque, and made to still look like itself after a year in the drawer. Wash it cold, inside out, and let it dry on its own. The print stays where it should.
Backed by a 60-day print guarantee - if the print gives out in that time we sort it, and the shirt stays with you. Free first size swap, and 14 days to change your mind, no reason needed.